Jighapjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying hummingbird.

Jighapjen created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jighapjen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jighapjen, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jighapjen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jighapjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Never feed nuts to snakes while wearing jumpers.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Do not kill ants.