Bellweelam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tranquil dragon.

Bellweelam created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellweelam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bellweelam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bellweelam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bellweelam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Worship no other gods but Bellweelam.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not keep five squirrels in a large pit.