Spagjadlit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish troll.

Spagjadlit created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagjadlit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spagjadlit, he will turn you into a rat.

Spagjadlit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Spagjadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to whales while wearing mauve scarves.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.