Dim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical gorilla.

Dim created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dim's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never skip near badgers.