Vogvedlabganzog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, effective crocodile.

Vogvedlabganzog created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Vogvedlabganzog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vogvedlabganzog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vogvedlabganzog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vogvedlabganzog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Vogvedlabganzog first in all things.