Motingnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring centipede.

Motingnurl created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motingnurl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Motingnurl, he will jump up and down on your head.

Motingnurl's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Motingnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing fawn shirts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your hands.

2. Never feed melons to tapirs while wearing skirts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not stand on grass.