Fubhigbid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced fish.

Fubhigbid created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubhigbid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubhigbid, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fubhigbid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fubhigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to horses while wearing orange hats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never feed spinach to whales while wearing stockings.