Mabyattsakkem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-powerful fox.

Mabyattsakkem created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabyattsakkem, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mabyattsakkem, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mabyattsakkem's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Mabyattsakkem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.