Dobfaddod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, two-faced capybara.

Dobfaddod created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Dobfaddod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dobfaddod, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dobfaddod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dobfaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near mice while wearing violet shirts and balancing nine silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Dobfaddod in the centre of the settlement.