Lunmisdub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited goose.

Lunmisdub created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Lunmisdub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lunmisdub, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lunmisdub's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lunmisdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to ducks while wearing purple stockings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Lunmisdub loves snails, so they must be honoured.