Tunnurlrap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating raven.

Tunnurlrap created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Tunnurlrap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tunnurlrap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tunnurlrap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tunnurlrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not take Tunnurlrap's name in vain.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Do not hurt sharks.