Mapartrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart dragon.

Mapartrot created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Mapartrot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mapartrot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mapartrot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mapartrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never look at asteroids.