Bimnegran is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying hydra.

Bimnegran created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimnegran, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimnegran, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bimnegran's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bimnegran's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bimnegran.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Always pray immersed in water.