Damnabtarg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective cobra.

Damnabtarg created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Damnabtarg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Damnabtarg, he will turn you into a tree.

Damnabtarg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Damnabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never feed grapes to sheep while wearing hats.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.