Rapsagpark is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent coyote.

Rapsagpark created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapsagpark, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rapsagpark, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rapsagpark's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rapsagpark's Holy Commandments

1. Rapsagpark loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Rapsagpark's name in vain.

3. Never feed nuts to porpoises while wearing purple shorts.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.