Abflapbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited capybara.

Abflapbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Abflapbiss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abflapbiss, he will boil you in a big pot.

Abflapbiss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Abflapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Abflapbiss' name in vain.