Fonsatgun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful rat.

Fonsatgun created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonsatgun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fonsatgun, she will turn you into a tree.

Fonsatgun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fonsatgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the west.