Bunwapfligjaprowyartflow is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, smart hippopotamus.

Bunwapfligjaprowyartflow created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Bunwapfligjaprowyartflow, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunwapfligjaprowyartflow, he will turn you into a worm.

Bunwapfligjaprowyartflow's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bunwapfligjaprowyartflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. You must love Bunwapfligjaprowyartflow.

5. Never feed melons to capybaras while wearing brown coats.