Mipdutxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful warg.

Mipdutxem created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Mipdutxem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipdutxem, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mipdutxem's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Mipdutxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Always pray immersed in water.