Habkab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent salamander.

Habkab created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Habkab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habkab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Habkab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Habkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not take Habkab's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.