Yamontbimbogshav is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic goat.

Yamontbimbogshav created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamontbimbogshav, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yamontbimbogshav, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yamontbimbogshav's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yamontbimbogshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed lots of limes to whales while wearing orange stockings.