Vilflypad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless snake.

Vilflypad created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilflypad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vilflypad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vilflypad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vilflypad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never feed lentils to moths while wearing fawn hats.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about bananas.