Flagyarhub Homgoncep Jarnkantigkadrulpomfagfad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful dolphin.

Flagyarhub Homgoncep Jarnkantigkadrulpomfagfad created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flagyarhub Homgoncep Jarnkantigkadrulpomfagfad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flagyarhub Homgoncep Jarnkantigkadrulpomfagfad, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flagyarhub Homgoncep Jarnkantigkadrulpomfagfad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Flagyarhub Homgoncep Jarnkantigkadrulpomfagfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.