Talkabnibmin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, witty jackal.

Talkabnibmin created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Talkabnibmin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Talkabnibmin, he will turn you into a goat.

Talkabnibmin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Talkabnibmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not take Talkabnibmin's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Talkabnibmin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.