Cubnurlbod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful otter.

Cubnurlbod created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnurlbod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cubnurlbod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cubnurlbod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cubnurlbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not hop in public.