Mitquillarnlit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome centipede.

Mitquillarnlit created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitquillarnlit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mitquillarnlit, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mitquillarnlit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mitquillarnlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to hamsters while wearing cyan shoes.

2. Never run in the presence of shrews.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never talk about asteroids.