Fligkimgod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody cow.

Fligkimgod created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligkimgod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fligkimgod, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fligkimgod's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fligkimgod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple shrews for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not take Fligkimgod's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fligkimgod loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.