Buscapbon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing armadillo.

Buscapbon created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Buscapbon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Buscapbon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Buscapbon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Buscapbon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Buscapbon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.