Zedtantun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody guinea pig.

Zedtantun created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedtantun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zedtantun, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zedtantun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Zedtantun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Zedtantun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.