Rulldotbum Tarfemfun Funtafgan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust human.

Rulldotbum Tarfemfun Funtafgan created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldotbum Tarfemfun Funtafgan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulldotbum Tarfemfun Funtafgan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rulldotbum Tarfemfun Funtafgan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rulldotbum Tarfemfun Funtafgan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulldotbum Tarfemfun Funtafgan.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Rulldotbum Tarfemfun Funtafgan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat bark.