Ominrathom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful dolphin.

Ominrathom created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominrathom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ominrathom, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ominrathom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ominrathom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.