Panabnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, clever chicken.

Panabnurl created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Panabnurl, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Panabnurl, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Panabnurl's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Panabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.