Madhadnull is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless gerbil.

Madhadnull created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madhadnull, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Madhadnull, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Madhadnull's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Madhadnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt whales.