Farzognul is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong snake.

Farzognul created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farzognul, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farzognul, he will destroy your home planet.

Farzognul's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Farzognul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near badgers while wearing gray stockings.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
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