Bossvidpid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless dog.

Bossvidpid created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossvidpid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bossvidpid, she will not care.

Bossvidpid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bossvidpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Bossvidpid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to tapirs while wearing red coats.

5. Never think about optics near aardvarks while wearing violet trousers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your legs.