Karyokfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, emotional toad.

Karyokfag created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karyokfag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Karyokfag, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Karyokfag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Karyokfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.