Kimvondindut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody naga.

Kimvondindut created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimvondindut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kimvondindut, it will cry a lot.

Kimvondindut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kimvondindut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Kimvondindut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear white clothing.