Kimvondindut is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody
naga.
Kimvondindut created a photon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kimvondindut, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Kimvondindut, it will cry a lot.
Kimvondindut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Kimvondindut's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Kimvondindut in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never hurt manatees.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not wear white clothing.