Guthakbug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, weak dog.

Guthakbug created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guthakbug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Guthakbug, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Guthakbug's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Guthakbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never chant near porpoises.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near mice while wearing white boots and balancing three lead spheres on your back.