Rulrullantitnarllagdabjig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking wyvern.

Rulrullantitnarllagdabjig created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulrullantitnarllagdabjig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulrullantitnarllagdabjig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rulrullantitnarllagdabjig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rulrullantitnarllagdabjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never run in the presence of horses.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rulrullantitnarllagdabjig in the centre of the settlement.