Nuttgamxin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful gnu.

Nuttgamxin created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgamxin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttgamxin, it will turn you into a rat.

Nuttgamxin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nuttgamxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing gray dresses and balancing three titanium spheres on your hands.