Hugtanfud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, irritating chinchilla.

Hugtanfud created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Hugtanfud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugtanfud, she will turn you into a rat.

Hugtanfud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hugtanfud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.