Candavgun Nigyarpget is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered turtle.

Candavgun Nigyarpget created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Candavgun Nigyarpget, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Candavgun Nigyarpget, it will make you grow a tail.

Candavgun Nigyarpget's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Candavgun Nigyarpget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Candavgun Nigyarpget five times a day.