Japfarnapp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic fox.

Japfarnapp created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japfarnapp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Japfarnapp, she will think nothing of it.

Japfarnapp's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Japfarnapp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white cats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must love Japfarnapp.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Japfarnapp's priests.