Farngigtanhat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, effective badger.

Farngigtanhat created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farngigtanhat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Farngigtanhat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Farngigtanhat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Farngigtanhat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.