Dimsandster is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair weasel.

Dimsandster created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimsandster, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dimsandster, he will make you grow a tail.

Dimsandster's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dimsandster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must pray to Dimsandster six times a day.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always help hamsters.