Rullvagton is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying meerkat.

Rullvagton created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullvagton, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rullvagton, she will come to you in dreams.

Rullvagton's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rullvagton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.