Larpcabvad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy capybara.

Larpcabvad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpcabvad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpcabvad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Larpcabvad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Larpcabvad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if six moths approach from the south.