Motdutbess is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental hummingbird.

Motdutbess created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motdutbess, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Motdutbess, it will turn you into a plant.

Motdutbess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Motdutbess' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Never laugh near dolphins.

4. Motdutbess loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.