Pibpodstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, caring octopus.

Pibpodstrag created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibpodstrag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pibpodstrag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pibpodstrag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pibpodstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never think about dark energy near monkeys while wearing indigo hats and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never run in the presence of turtles.

5. Never leap near seals.