Gemhascet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, strong meerkat.

Gemhascet created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhascet, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gemhascet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gemhascet's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gemhascet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Respect your elders.